"Hey Dim!"

"What, Dimmer?"

"What's the difference between a blonde hooker and the Titanic?"

"Uh, I dunno, Dimmer."

"Well, they know how many men went down on the Titanic."

"Hey, Dim?"

"What, Dimmer?"

"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?"

"I think it's sexual harassment, Dimmer."

"That's right, Dim. And what is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?"

"I'm not sure what it is, Dimmer."

"What a dummy! It's around $5 a minute, Dimmer."

 

Comment by, Coloconnect, to prior post: Actually you guys admit to being a couple of dummies ...That tells me that perhaps the intention is to have fun....and no one ever got upset when my 'duck' cleavage was made fun of.... I prefer wit instead of anger and believe that sometimes it's OK not to take ourselves so damn seriously... I am sure there are lines that I wouldn't cross with this one...but really anytime you want to have a "duck roast" feel free....equal opportunity bashers have a place in my heart...even if it's me their bashing....There is a difference in satire and a "High Noon" attack and satire has always appealed to me... I doubt God will punish you too severely for your satire...and I don't think I'm going to Hell for laughing at it.

"Hey, Dim?"

"What now, Dimmer?"

"Do you think ducks wear strapless bra's for just the right lift and support, enabling them to show off their fantastic cleavage?"

"Dimmer, I may just be a dummy, but even I know they use 'duck tape,' for that."

"Hey, Dim?"

"What, Dimmer?"

"Did you know that the Hacker Winery just came out with a new wine that's made from squash instead of grapes?"

"No, Dimmer. But I have heard about some 'squash-brained-hacker' doing a lot of whining, and seeking pity and attention."

"Hmmm... sounds like sour grapes to me, Dim."

"Do you know what's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme is, Dim?"

"No, Dimmer. What is it?"

"Hump-me Dump-me!"

"Oh, Dimmer! Something tells me you're gonna pay for that one!"